Hold your horses, this one is gonna be a doozy.

I'm an economist who has difficulty explaining labour markets. Not certain why, but it is definitely not related to my labour force status.

I tend to get jacked up on caffeine during the day then majestically transpose into cycling at night.

While inebriated, I get into deep existential debates with my flatmate Baron von Barfs-a-lot. The conversations tend to focus on why he cannot chew my socks and be on the couch. He only responds by indicating he is living a ruff life.

While you are here, we can always fight crime. We must destroy our enemies through consuming their souls.. Where enemies = Pizza and Beer.

Sometimes, I multi task the fuck out of these three things.

Living this plush style provides for:

Warm showers (now daily!)

Hot Coffee (sometimes cold)

Laundry whenever I want (this coincides in the warm showers).

My mission in life is to discover where the maximising point for the use of semicolons occurs; they're amazeballs!

Due to the high demand of my couch, Baron von Barfs-a-lot sets the criteria to stay. If the phrase "share experieces" is used in your request, you get an automatic poo in the shoe.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I came here for the shoes but it turns out it was gluten-free bread.

Interests

I collect spores, moulds, and fungus.

• beer
• coffee
• cycling
• economics

Music, Movies, and Books

“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
― Charles Bukowski

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Your mom.

Teach, Learn, Share

how to differentiate an exponential

What I Can Share with Hosts

Baron von Barfs-a-lot's gracing your life. Let's be honest here, you probably have never present of royality, given your current financial status.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, Cook Islands, Fiji, France, Germany, Laos, Luxembourg, Monaco, Netherlands, Thailand, Tonga, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

New Zealand, United States